The Home as the Stage for Humor.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Home Jokes

Plus, 8 Bonus Jokes

A healthy home nurtures humor. When a family is comfortable in the home, it becomes a stage. Plays in the living room, death-defying feats down the bannister, and comedy around the dinner table. The world is a stage, but the best audience is at home.  

One of the best comedians of all time, Steven Wright, has a set of jokes that will play well on the home stage. Please support Steven Wright for more jokes, appearances, and merch.

Top 10 Home Jokes

  1. In my house, there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."
  2. I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
  3. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  4. Tech Integrated in Homes. Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
  5. I installed a skylight in my apartment.... The people who live above me are furious!
  6. I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night, I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes
  7. I invented the cordless extension cord.
  8. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
  9. Humor in the bedroom. I was once arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
  10. When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep well?" I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." 

8 Bonus Jokes

  1. A Net Metering Joke. I went around my house and turned on all the lights. Then I put mirrors around all the light bulbs. Now the electric company sends me a check each month. 
  2. Another mirror joke.I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. 
  3. This is one for the golf course communities.I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils. 
  4. Potty humor, good clean fun. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
  5. Out in the Yard Jokes.When I was a little kid, we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... Eventually.
  6. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  7. You Auto Know Better. My neighbor has a circular driveway... He can't get out.
  8. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Thank you, I am blogging here all week. 

Original Post 2010, Updated 2025

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